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“I’d like to place a bet”, said mom, “I bet fifty dollars I can make any man in here cum with my tits in less than a minute.”
The men stopped fighting, the entire room went quiet. Mom’s method of stopping fights in bars was highly effective. And then, without thinking, I stood up and opened my mouth.
“I’ll take that bet.”
Mom turned to look at me, her mouth falling open.
”What the hell Fred? You’re supposed to be at home, not out getting drunk.”
”I know mom, but I heard you like to get your tits out, and I so need to see them mom. I jerk off every night thinking about what you look like without any clothes on.”
“Is that a hard on you have Fred?”
I looked down, and there was a huge bulge in my pants, everyone was looking at me. The world, including my mom, now knew I was an incestuous pervert. Well, I guess there was nothing to lose now.
“You can’t go back on your word mom, you said any man in here.”
There was much nodding and agreement from all the villains and scoundrels around us. Clearly they were very keen on seeing her keep her word.
“You’re right son. Ok, get your dick out.”
