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Ever since Ashley, my 18-year-old cousin had turned of age, she'd been complaining about her breast size - to anyone and everyone who would listen.
To me, that wasn't something you spoke about to just anyone - close friends, sure, but your cousin?
I mean, I didn't mind hearing about her small boobs, but there really wasn't anything I could do about them.
At least not that I was aware of.
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Ever since Ashley, my 18-year-old cousin had turned of age, she'd been complaining about her breast size - to anyone and everyone who would listen.
To me, that wasn't something you spoke about to just anyone - close friends, sure, but your cousin?
I mean, I didn't mind hearing about her small boobs, but there really wasn't anything I could do about them.
At least not that I was aware of.
But that was about to change. Visiting Ashley was a trip. She was absolutely obsessed with her boobs. Yes, they were small, no I didn't care. I almost tricked her into showing me her "small" breasts once, but she stopped before falling for it.
So, one day I was perusing my usual "magazines" and found an ad for a so-called Hucow potion. Now, you and I both know stuff in the back of those magazines are usually snake oil bull-shit.
I don't know how these companies stay in business, but they somehow do.
READ MOREOn a whim, I decided to send the $100 in. Maybe I'd get lucky and the Hucow stuff would be real - or maybe I'd just be out $100. Either way it was worth a shot. Right?
A couple weeks passed by and I forgot all about it. But then a mysterious package arrived in the mail and when I tore into it, I realized that it was the Hucow vial I'd ordered weeks ago.
I stared at the blue liquid for several moments before phoning my cousin up and telling her I was on my way over.
"I'm in the middle of something, Jake." She protested. But I ignored her.
"Stop what you're doing. Seriously. I may have the answer to your problem."
I heard her put her hand over the receiver and tell whoever was there that she'd see them later.
"Okay. See you in a few. This better be worth it!"
Then she clicked the phone closed.
With shaky hands, I packaged up the vial and raced over to my cousin's place.
Meeting me at the door, Ashley frowned. "What is it? What do you have for me?"
"This." I pulled out a clear vial filled with blue liquid.
"Ooh, disgusting. What the hell is that?" She scrunched up her nose.
"Like I said, the answer to all your problems."
She studied the vial for a few moments, then lifted her gaze up to mine.
"You mean..." Her voice lowered to that of a whisper. "This'll help me grow my boobies?"
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