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Four female punk rockers. One dog with a backstage pass. Hey, guy rock stars gangbang groupies all the time. So why should we be any different?
My name is Sheena and I’m a punk rocker-lead singer in an all female band called The Ramonas. It had been one hell of a show as always. The place was rocking, the crowd couldn’t get enough. I so loved playing live, but it took a lot out of me. Now I could just go backstage and relax.
“Hey Sheena”, said our manger Mike as I dragged on a cigarette. “I have a groupie with me who wants to fuck all of you. I’ve given him a backstage pass. His name is Rex, he comes to all your shows.”
“What the fuck?” I replied. “Gangbanging groupies is for guys. In case you haven’t noticed dick-wad, we all have breasts and a vagina. We…”
And then Rex appeared. Rex had four legs. Rex was a huge Alsatian. It would appear I had misunderstood the situation.
“Look”, said Mike, “all rock stars take a groupie back stage to gangbang now and again. Have yourselves a little fun. Touring is stressful, you need to let loose now and again.”
I thought about it for a second, then I got up on my feet and addressed the other members of the band.
“Fuck it”, I said. “Punk is about saying fuck you to the system. And what does the system ram down our throats? Don’t have sex with dogs. Bestiality is bad. Stick to your own species. What could be more punk than if all four of us fucked this dog right here and now?”
