My Daughter Earns Her Allowance On Her Knees

I barely even knew what a SkwidgeMonster was, but my daughter was obsessed with them. They were just some weird little stuffed plush things, and I figured that 19 was too old to still love stuff like that, but her collection just wouldn't stop building. They were extremely expensive though, and she was running low on her budget. Alice was very, very desperate to get me to buy her some more.