Mom Stole My Man So I Stole Hers – My Dad!

When I caught my mother kissing my boyfriend, I was fuming. The nerve of those two to make out right there in the kitchen while I had been upstairs, and Dad was right there in the living room! My boyfriend was a pig and Mom was a skank, and I knew what I had to do. I had to get even. If Mom was going to steal my man, then I'd just steal hers!