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Mom and sis could NOT get along. Mom was a drama queen and sis was following in her footsteps. Of course, they constantly brought me into their problems - stuff that had little to do with me in the first place.
I knew our family was fucked up. And I knew the fighting and bitchiness would never end. Unless something was done about it.
So, I convinced us all to go to therapy - a hypnotherapist...
Stories Included:
* Hypnotized My Aunt With A Holographic Card
* Downloaded An App That Let Me Control My Sister
* Mom & Sis Hypnotized To Obey
* Exorcism Left My Daughter An Empty, Hypnotized Shell
* Hypnotizing My Daughter With A Pill
* Fucked My Mind Controlled Sister Pregnant
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Mom and sis could NOT get along. Mom was a drama queen and sis was following in her footsteps. Of course, they constantly brought me into their problems - stuff that had little to do with me in the first place.
I knew our family was fucked up. And I knew the fighting and bitchiness would never end. Unless something was done about it.
So, I convinced us all to go to therapy - a hypnotherapist...
It was the poor guy's last day on the job. After dealing with our little squabbles, he was set to jump on his horse and ride off into the sunset, tipping his hat and flipping his middle finger to the stupid, fucked-up people of the world.
But first he had to deal with us.
Mom was a Grade-A narcissist. Nothing was ever her fault. Sis was just an 18-year-old hormonal bitch who was constantly getting in trouble - usually with guys - but sometimes with alcohol or drugs.
READ MOREI tried to stay out of their bitch fights, but they were always trying to force me to pick sides.
I didn't WANT to pick sides. I just wanted to be left out of their stupid dust-ups.
So, the hypnotherapist put them both under to see if he could find the root cause of their infighting.
What he saw quickly made him sigh heavily and roll his eyes. The man - on his last day at his job - clearly did NOT want to deal with the sheer amount of bullshit they were giving him.
There was five minutes left of the session - and his job. This was where I would presume he would snap them out of it and tell them to come back next week for more bullshit.
But the man was tired. Very, very tired. I could see it in his eyes. He knew he was never going to see these people again, so he did something that I'm sure was VERY unethical - but as he was literally retiring in minutes, he simply did NOT give a shit.
"The code word is sex."
"Hmm?" I looked up from my doodles. I had barely been paying attention to what was going on.
"I put them both under the deepest hypnosis possible. They'll do ANYTHING you say." He sighed heavily and grabbed his coat and hat.
"Even jump off a cliff?" I was just joshing around, but he smiled.
"If you do, just make it look like an accident, okay? Oh, and never breathe a word of this to ANYONE. Is that understood?"
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