Magic Potion Lets Me Birth My Dog’s Pups

The first time I ever heard about animal birthing it was just a joke. A meme. A viral urban legend making its rounds on the internet. That’s how everybody else treated it anyway, but I saw it as so much more. It didn’t just make me chuckle, it filled me with curious fascination, jealousy, and desire. It made me look at my dog in a whole new light and I ached to my very core.