Knocking Up My Hypnotized, Married, Fertile Daughter

My 18-year-old daughter, Brianna, was beside herself. She'd married her long-time boyfriend, Bob, about a year ago with the explicit hopes of getting knocked up with his baby.

But life was a cruel mistress and after a year of trying, they just found out that he was infertile.

"You've GOT to do something, honey!" My wife implored me, her large, emerald eyes searching mine.