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Thirty metres long, one hundred and fifty tons. A two ton tongue, balls that weigh seventy kilos each, carrying twenty litres of cum, and a twenty foot cock.
The blue whale. The largest animal the world has ever seen. And he's coming to fuck me.
Scuba diving in the deep blue. Finally I had got to live my life long dream, surrounded by all manner of strange creatures that seemed like alien life forms from another planet. And then I noticed something shining on the bottom of the sea bed.
I kicked down to investigate. It was a bottle. Fascinating. I wondered if it was one of those messages in a bottle that had somehow ended up at the bottom of the sea.
I reached down and pulled it out of the sea bed. It was still sealed, and full with a green liquid. The label simply said ‘Drink me for the time of your life’.
I was intrigued. Who could have put this here? What exactly was ‘the time of your life’? I knew that I should throw it away and forget about it, but curiosity got the better of me.
I temporarily slipped off my mask and uncorked the bottle, putting it right against my mouth so as not to intake sea water. I put my head back and let the mysterious liquid fall down my throat.
It was tasteless, nothing seemed to be happening. I was disappointed. And then…
My wet suit suddenly got tighter, and then began to tear! Oh my god! I was growing. My body was actually expanding!
I screamed a watery scream into the ocean, looking on aghast as my arms and legs lengthened. The fishes all around me seemed to be swimming away, as if they were as terrified as I was. I was going to drown!
But when I opened my mouth I could breathe, my lungs did not fill with salt water. I was an underwater giant who could breathe. Dear Lord, what kind of potion was that?
And then I saw it, coming right for me. The gigantic form was unmistakeable. It was the largest animal this planet had ever seen. The blue whale. A thirty metre long, one hundred and fifty ton behemoth, gliding through the world’s oceans. He was coming right for me-and his intentions were clear.
This titan was ready for action. Protruding from his underside was a twenty foot long, spear tipped black tool. The biggest penis on the planet, primed as if to harpoon prey. And there was little doubt who the prey was.
