Doing Mom At Work: Incest Mind Control 33

My girlfriend dragged me into some weird store that I'd never even heard of because she needed to buy some damn tarot cards. Ridiculous. The old man who worked there confused me with another customer, but he insisted that he had an item for me. I didn't want it, but he wouldn't drop it. Turns out it had mind controlling magic, so I raced across town to go use it on my mother!