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It was the strangest thing that I'd ever seen. At our wedding - in front of hundreds of friends and family - the moment the priest said we could kiss, Mac, my black lab mix - the ring-bearer - came bounding up to me and slobbered all over me, even knocking me back.
My "husband" was livid. Apparently the prick hated my dog with a deep, bitter passion and stormed off.
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It was the strangest thing that I'd ever seen. At our wedding - in front of hundreds of friends and family - the moment the priest said we could kiss, Mac, my black lab mix - the ring-bearer - came bounding up to me and slobbered all over me, even knocking me back.
My "husband" was livid. Apparently the prick hated my dog with a deep, bitter passion and stormed off.
"I think you dodged a bullet there, little lady..." The priest leaned over and whispered in my ear.
I was in tears. We were literally one moment away from being married and he gets all jealous of the dog I've had for half my life?
Fuck him!
The crowd started to became restless.
"How would you like to proceed?" The priest asked, just as perplexed as I was.
"Well, since it was Mac who kissed me - can he become my husband? At least I know he'd treat me right!"
READ MOREThe priest gasped, then flipped through his marriage handbook and finally snapped it shut. With a scowl on his face, he said:
"Well, I don't see why not. You've already gone through the ceremony. Are you certain you want to be married for time and all eternity with...this dog?"
I smiled as I thought about the absurdity of it all. I had to admit, it was the ultimate payback for him bailing on our wedding.
"Will you tell me to kiss him again?"
"Very well..." The priest began shaking. He raised his voice and said, "You may now kiss the...dog."
That's when the entire room started clapping.
"I knew you'd come to your senses, Martha!" I heard my mother call out over the din of furious applause.
This had to be a dream, right? Surely this was all a fever dream and I'll wake up right next to my husband with his potent cum leaking out of my fertile pussy.
But...that didn't happen.
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